Necessity is the Mother of Invention.

House rules:  Eating requires sitting (squatting typically does not count and sitting preferably occurs in a chair at a table or on a step, but we make exceptions).  Crackers require bowls (or something).  A.'s rules: crackers require some type of eating utensil.  A fork doesn't work; a spoon is certainly too small.

What do do?  Lightbulb!  Squat before a bowl of goldfish crackers and eat them with a nice, flat plastic spatula, i.e., the cracker server.